Narwhals! We are narwhals!

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean

causing a commotion


coz they are so awesome


Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean

pretty big and pretty white they beat a polar bear in a fight

like an underwater unicorn

they've got a kick-ass facial horn

they're the jedi of the sea

they stop cthulu eating ye

narwhals they are narwhals narwhals

just don't let em touch your balls

narwhals they are narwhals narwhals

inventors of the shish kebab