The Jackaclub

the pop keeps dropping cause i keep kicking ppl with furry pfps

i want santa to give me the best slop, the greatest head, the most nut busting brain i’d ever receive and yearn for when i grow old. i want to feel his snow white beard rub against my sack. oh to hear his gentle “ho ho ho's” to be drowned out by the sound of his sucks and shlurps. is that too much to ask? wont you grant me my wish

Why does a bowling ball have three holes if we're not supposed to put our penis in any of them?

Seriously, I'm not a bowler. I don't know anything about bowling besides the basic rules, but my buddy has a small bowling alley in his basement. We were getting drunk and decided to play truth or dare, and he dared me to stick my penis in one of the finger inserts. Long story short, it got stuck, and my friend had to use the lube in my back pocket to get it out.

It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that they have holes and yet the bowling ball company just expects us not to put our penis in them. I don't know if I'm going to take legal action because my penis is injured, but I feel like there should be a warning or something on the ball.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ astolfo from fate in the ass. I do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about all the people saying, "oH bUt hE iS MaLe." Like ♥♥♥♥♥ shut the ♥♥♥♥ up and eat a cinnamon roll you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ orangutans, The thought of Astolfo's moans is enough to transcend my conscience to a new form of omnipresence. I have seen every doujin, every Rule34 post of Astolfo on the internet and the consequences of that is that I scratch at my neck like a meth addict to the point of exposing muscle because I crave ♥♥♥♥ rubbing Astolfo hentai. The thought of Astolfo's ♥♥♥♥ is enough to make me bust in my boxers hard enough to burst a hole through my pants, and through my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door. And the thought of having Astolfo's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ open and close in pleasure makes me violently howl in pleasure like the caveman that I am, knowing I will never get the sweaty scent of Astolfo. The thought of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Astolfo never leaves my mind, so that leaves me a femboy deprived mess, I crave the musk of Astolfo. I rest my case.

Jackamembers Rules

♥️ Rules for Jackamembers ♥️
1. Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
2. Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
3. Eat at least two meals a each day.
4. Eat one healthy snack each day.
5. No self-harm.
-> Come talk to Jacky if you need support!
6. No lying to Jacky.
-> 7. Respect Jacky. <-
8. ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
9. You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
10. Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Jacky!
11. No drinking without permission.
12. No Drugs.
13. No eating after 8 pm.
-> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with Jacky. <-

Jacky may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not.
Disobeying Jacky's rules will result in punishment.

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