Breakfast at Timothy's

We're kind of like Tim's shadow at morning striding behind you and Tim's ♥♥♥♥ in the evening rising to meet you.

We have known the rantings, profane and crude,
We have measured out our lives in wall-bound food.
(Hey, ♥♥♥♥ you, bro. My diet's much better these gays.)
(Chris wrote this, because if I were citing Prufrock, I'd have kept the right number of syllables. Also I have no idea what wall-bound food is.)
I was thinking of Castlevania. So yeah, whatevs.
(When I think "wall-bound food", it harkens back to midnight Wal*Mart runs)
Hehe, like canabalt through the freezer section.
(Basically, yeah ; )~ Although Canabalt's not /quite/ as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥', but it gives the jist)

Chris should so not have given me admin privileges. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is awesome. I wish I had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Starbucks Doubleshot to go with this.

Order of Hierarchy is broken down as such

Friends -> Administrators (Crystals)
No friends -> No Administrators (No Crystals)
Jack -> ♥♥♥♥♥
Friends that Chris has yet to promote to Administrator -> Moderators (Crystals??)
Why the hell am I in charge of promotions? (Psh Crystals) [PROMOTIONS!]
Because you're the one who made the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clan~~~
I will not tolerate such language. Time to spin the roulette wheel of demotion! (and crystals)
(you keep ur filth-crystals away from me bro~)

GTA: San Andreas - "Elimination of sexual desire of Fox gay"
Bong Fight (me showing off my killer Anderson Silva UFC moves, NBD)
Reality Check @ 30 Seconds (Thanks, "Government")[www2.turnto10.com]