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Heavy Pyro Krew | HPK |
STEAM GROUP
Heavy Pyro Krew | HPK |
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12 September, 2012
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ABOUT Heavy Pyro Krew

Soon... soon my army will be as strong as the Bro Army! We are here to spread Terror and Heavy-Pyros for glory and fame.

It has been made, my creation come to life, this... is... HPK! For those of you that do not know the sole purpose of this group or why it was made, this is basically like SulfurousChain's group, to ♥♥♥♥ around and stuff..

Anyways, our main theme is the Saints Row III menu theme, our secondary theme is Kill Everybody - Skrillex {Metal Version}, and the third theme is Epic Sax Guy - 8 Bit Version. we are an online gang of heavies that look like pyros [SulfurousChain Servers] to be as bad ass as we can, so join today! I will be accepting any PewDiePie Bros or Bronies to my group, but if you are a troll, hater or just want to annoy/spam my group page then you will be removed. i am fine with appreciators of MLP but please, try not to drop any spoons... you WILL be reported to Molestia to love and tolerate the flank out of.. and that won't be too pleasant.

Announcements may NOT be spammed, deleted or duplicated in any form of abuse, or i will demote you to a member if you fail to obey the rules. Racism, sexism and/or Prejudice towards any ethnicity or culture will get you permanently banned from this group. It is not tolerable either because people may find it offensive and leave the group, i do not want to lose members and i am sure YOU don't want that to happen either.

Admin/Officer Positions:

Vector= [✬✬]✬✬✬General and -Λgent °f Value-
Tempy= Group Lobster
Aut!stic Pon-3 (aka Tison)= Group DJ/Singer
TTENDER aka Tate= Group Box/Announcer
Dr. Splints= Gmod Addict
Milkman (aka Frank West)= Group Space Nazi
-=Sgt=- Phantom Soldier (aka Relaxing Applejack)= Group RP Captain
Kitty= Group Donut Maker
HeilungBones= Group Poptart
BlackStir56= Vector's IRL Friend [met at High School]
and Stealthy Robot aka Broken Joystick= Woona Unsafer-er/Sandvich Dispenser

Moderator Positions:

Mr. Palliman= Group Child [he's 10 IRL]
Aka= Group Raptor
The Iron Potato= Group Potato :u [he lifts like, half]
Jolly Old Hoovy= Lime Brotha [Epiknezz too]
Tabby The Party Cat= Group Cat
Desoosis= Group NEINER
Lightning Twister= Group Feragajabstab :v
and Paper Cut= Group Idea Brainstormer

**Dkade and Wave, former members of SulfurousChain Servers and | HPK |, are to remain Banned from this group until they apologize for wronging ME, i do not want to go into discussion of what our break-up was caused by.**

As a pledge of being in HPK, you will whenever in Team Fortress 2's own SulfurousChain's server type into chat !em and as a heavy, select the pyro model because 1). it looks badass, and 2). ... well i really can't think of another reason to explain it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' swag.

Now officially, each year on Aug. 24, which i have claimed it to be called Heavy-Pyro Day, we shall celebrate the Clan's birth by making our players into Heavies, Pyros or Heavy-Pyros annually until midnight.

Don't you dare dissapoint Lenny.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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