You are the loose cannon! You are the damn good cop!

Gather in tiny room for briefing! Zis is mission! Poot on helmet and flashy glasses to protect your eyes from babies!

You are officer of the force and it is your duty to patrol teeny payloads and itty intelligences to bring those baby men to justice!

You have standard shotgun and your bare hands! Minigun is used as last resort if the baby men try to pick on someone not tiny baby size!

Now, we must finish zis with someting sweet. I choose candy. Iz gud sweets!