Evil Hangout Fortress

[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT] Hangout Fortress official merge with Evil Hangout Fortress!

It's been a while but it is my pleasure to announce that following VERY time consuming discussion with certain agents, some of which have chosen to remain anonymous in the face of public attention, Hangout Fortress and all brand properties such as the currently flourishing, growing and pretty much gloriously beautiful discord and the ever so active youtube channel where masterpieces such as "Understanding the deeper meaning behind Andrei Tarkovsky's work" or "Improving the quality of your thesis in 10 easy steps", will be merged with the new and rising Evil Hangout Fortress Incorporated!.

Evil Hangout Fortress Incorporated, run by the fine fellow known as Evil Red Privateer, is a welcoming new upstart conglomerate of various benevolent members of the community, such as RacistChildKiller890, DogKicker232, and Control Point Capturing Maniac, all of them educated individuals with very great ideas to help with the growth of our platform.

Originally posted by Evil Red Privateer:

We must annihilate any trace of happiness, commodity or joy off of this world to truly grasp the evil destiny that we must all embrace.

As I have been told in many of our talks, their plans encompass several steps, starting with:

• The Prohibition of Smiles
  
• The Outlawing of Dilly Dallying
  
• The passing of a New Death Penalty for all Lollygagging Activities
  
• The opening of several new Asbestos Mines
  
• The replacement of all yummy desserts with vegetables
  
• And the complete crushing of all Resistance Attempts

At first I was not completely convinced with their work philoshophy, but as they continued to explain how all of these will factor into an overarching goal of building several nuclear warheads that will destroy human civilization as we currently know, I began to get a hold of their business objectives, and how it may, in fact, be in our best interest to collaborate with these new kind hearted individuals on their quest for improvement.

So, concluding this anouncement, I trust that this merge will satisfy the biggest possible amount of our members, and will open new opportunities to continue thriving and building the respect that naturally comes to mind when the words Hangout Fortress are brought up.

I hope you all look forward to it as much as I do.
Hugs and curses to the futility of humanity.

Fart Soldier Gaming




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