WE'RE WAITING ON YOU VALVE

You fools. Don't you realize what you've stumbled upon. Half-Life 3 is only the tip of the iceberg. There is a missing link. Here, I'll show you:

"Half-Life" has 9 characters in it. The shape of 9 has a circle at the top. A circle can be associated with zero (0). If you add a zero then 9 countless times, you will get 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999... Now, since Half-Life 3 has a 3 in it, we must divide this long number by, of course, 3. So,
0.9999999999... ÷ 3 = 0.33333... Not so suspicious. However, 0.333333333. = 1/3 (one third). Multiply 1/3 by 3, and you get.... 1.

You know what this means? There has only been 1 Half-Life. There never was Half-Life 2, nor will there ever be a Half-Life 3 or 4. Can't you see. Life as we know it only has 1 dimension. There is no such thing as the 2nd, 3rd or 4th dimension. It is all in our minds.

Half Life Three- these are 3 words- Half Life Three Confirmed!

ATTENTION ALL HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED MEMBERS PLEASE CHANGE YOUR CLAN TAG IN YOUR NAME TO HL3_ THANK YOU

half life three BRUH!!!!!!!!!