Masterminded the sept. 11th attacks and...

-the bombing of U.S. Cole
-the decapitation of Daniel Pearl
-the planting of explosives that brought down WTC 7
-farting in the interrogation room — twice
-the bombing of a nightclub in Bali, Indonesia
-jump-starting Paris Hilton’s career
-the Democrats’ strong showing in the November elections
-happy-slapping
-Abu-Ghraib (specifically: getting the Americans caught)
-Hurricane Katrina
-eye-boogers
-killing Anna Nicole Smith
-causing President Bush to appear stupid and clueless on TV
-the Hindenburg disaster
-pimples
-the estate tax
-the illusion of global warming (to scare hippies)
-the Oklahoma City bombing
-Watergate
-killing Jesus Christ (and Old Yeller)