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1.Sandvich Dispencerous:
Tracks of upward
2.Pootis Bird:
high places, middle of hightower,Upward
3.Bear Hoovy
unknown
UniBirdHoovy:
Dark places, low places, 2fort sewers, upward understory
5.Santa hoovy:
Viaduct, Barnblitz
6.Pootistidon:, extinct:No
Upward
7.Bat Hoovy:
unknown
This new breed of heavy was made after tf2 introducde the new batman cosmetics into the mann co store. Not much is known about this peculiur breed of hoovy but it has been known to carry festive G.O.R.U to keep to the black theme
This species of hoovy has regretably gone extinct and can no longer be seen on any maps. This much loved species of hoovy roamed the badlands millions of year ago during the Oranjeboxodus period and would sing its harmonic tune by spamming the "Put Dispencer Here" voice command to form the beautiful word known today as "pootis". Sadly the metior shower called "TheF2Pupdate" wiped out this species. Some say they can still here it echo through the night...pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis pootis
The Santa hoovy is often seen on Viaduct or Barnblits handing out his festive sandviches and even sending the occasional giftapult package. Always wearing his B.M.O.C and keeping his long white beard in shape, this hoovy is the most willing to handout is sandviches and if is ever troubled by and tryhard or gibus he will punch them straight in the gut with his woolen mittens and the unfortunate target bursts out into a fit of laughter. Occasionaly he will be accompanied by one of his scout elves or his kritzkreig medic buddy allowing him to give countless ammounts of giggles to all stubborn enough to get in the hoovies way.
UniBirdHoovy
The UniBirdHoovy is the rarest creature in all the badlands even rarer than the fabled pocket medic. Even expert Hoovy Watchers can go an entire lifetime without spotting this rare species. It is said this amazing creature hibernates in the darkest, lowest places of the map such as the sewers of 2fort or the understory of Upward. This mystical beast is known to be extremly selfish with its sandviches and wont hand it out to even the most injured of players. Not much is known about how this beast came to be but traces of its DNA have been found in Pootis birds and Quick Fix medics.
The Bear Hoovy is the most aggresive of the hoovy family and can be easily angered. While most hoovys would flee at first sight of any danger, this hoovy would fight back with full force. Sadly its tactics are easy to overcome due to the fact that they only use their fists. They usually consume their buffalo steak sandvich which sends them into a state of blind rage and will kill any predators in sight. They say that this fabled beast is a very distant realtive to the W+M1 pyro...