I was only level 99 I loved Hoxton so much so much, I had all the merchandise and DLC I pray to Hoxton every night before PAYDAY, thanking him for the masks I've been given "Hoxton is love" I say "Hoxton is is life" A Skulldozer hears me and calls me a noob I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Hoxton I called him a level one scrub He slaps me and sends me to jail I'm crying now, and my mask hurts I lay in jail and it's really cold A warmth is moving towards me I feel something touch me It's Hoxton I am so happy He whispers in my ear " look at this I'm rich!" He grabs me with his powerful dodge build and puts me on my hands in knees I'm ready I ready my vault for Hoxton He drills into my safe It hurts so much but I do it for Hoxton I can feel the vault opening as my eyes water I push against his drill I want to please Hoxton He roars a might roar as he opens my vault with his thermal drill A cloaker walks in Hoxton looks him straight into the goggles and says "It's payday fellas!" Hoxton gets in the van and leaves Hoxton is love, Hoxton is life