Freeman, Yo

Yes, it is I, Gordon Freeman. Let me tell you, I have a rough life. There's this girl with a fat butt always following me and when the world is ending the most my best friend does is push a few buttons and open some doors. There's this scary man in a blue suit who somehow gets into my mind and he just won't go away. I have faced zombies, monsters, robots, and Dr Breen's pimp ladies. How, may you ask? With a crowbar of course <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMUyjvXpMV0
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