All Hail Our Mighty Lawd and Saviah

In the name of our Gaben, Our Robin and our Holy Gordon. Ga-ben.










Our lord and saviour Gaben.
IN THE BEGINNING: THERE WAS ONLY GABEN
ON THE FIRST DAY HE FOUNDED VALVE WITH HIS JESUS: ROBIN WALKER
ON THE SECOND DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE.
ON THE THIRD DAY HE ALREADY HAD FOLLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE AT GEARBOX MADE EXPANSIONS. GABEN WAS PLEASED.
ON THE FOURTH DAY GABEN MADE TEAM FORTRESS WITH SOME OF HIS FOLLOWERS, OTHER SOURCES SAY THAT THE FOLLOWERS ONLY MADE IT BUT THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A LIE.
ON THE FIFTH DAY HE CREATED HALF LIFE 2. MORTALS HAVE PLAYED THE GAME AND MADE MODIFICATIONS. THUS THE SOURCE ENGINE VERSIONS OF COUNTER STRIKE AND DAY OF DEFEAT WERE RELEASED. AFTER SEVERAL VALVE HOURS, GABEN HAS GAVE BIRTH TO HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE ONE.
ON THE SIXTH DAY HE MADE TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND PORTAL AND THE LONG AWAITED HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 2. PORTAL 2 CAME OUT JUST BEFORE VALVE MIDNIGHT. NOW WE WAIT.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY HE RESTED AND ATE CHEESEBURGERS AND FRIES AND DRANK EVERY SOFT DRINK THERE IS. HE ALSO HAD FRIED CHICKEN. BUT THEN HE RESTED AS HE WATCHED MONEY FLOW IN.

The story of GORDON FREEMAN.

In the days of ancient, there was a prophecy. In which the savior of vidya would come and deliver us from bad vidya. Robin Walker stepped forth to Gordon Freeman's mother and told her that she would deliver the savior of vidya. She did not like the idea but she rolled with it. EA heard about this from 3 wise vidya companies and bought them out. However the developers left shortly thereafter. But it was too late because Gordon Freeman was born and is now delivering us from bad vidya.

Years pass and so Gordon decided to preach the good word. He gathered 12 disciples and decided to teach them the word of GABEN. But soon that dick Breen told EA and killed Gordon. But they can't kill Gordon because he respawned afterwards and noclipped into the sky. He proclaimed that everyone would be saved from bad vidya and noclipped out of the skybox. That hacker.

The story of the Vidyacalypse

When the Vidyacalypse comes is when all Vidya that has been released during the year is complete and utter shit. Where Vidya sales are at an all time low. Where Neckbeards run with their weeaboo shit/pony shit and become the 99%. It is then when Gaben will release Half Life 3 in the year XXXX to save us all from the hell on earth we will experience. Half Life 3 will deliver us all from evil and take us to a land where good vidya is abundant.
But not without EA and his pet Origin killing those who are too sinful and luring people with temptations that we must resist. We must remember to pray to Gaben everyday so we do not get killed in the coming vidyacalypse.



Our Saviah Of Vidya Gaben has come to rid the world of shitty vidya and anti-vidya.
If we get 2000 Members, Gabenism is considered a religion. Praise Gaben.

Gaben