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Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue
Rotund be thy shape
The half-life (never) come
Thy will be done on earth
as it is in Valve
Give us this day our daily vidya
And forgive us for our pirating
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us
May VAC lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from hacking
For thine kingdom is the VALVe
the Steam, and the vidya
For ever and ever
Gaben
"i pray to you that we need half-life 3"
and i only ask of one thing Lord Gaben"
"please givith me the knives that you crafted"
"Please clense the Games of 5 year old kids who make us lose"
"Please Gaben Show the console gamers the true path"
"Show them what you can do and smite the ones who denie you"
"with less discounts on there Steam"
"mighty Gaben please take this as a offering"
"i shall break this PS4&Xbox 1 for you Gaben"