Let's look at the funk.

Want to play games but not deal with dumb bullshit? You've found the right place, then!

Here's da rules:
1. Fuck Barlton
2. Ginjo sucks
3. Cheating is ground for expulsion
4. Don't be a bitch, we're all offensive
5. Fuck Barlton

Our TF2 server is: 68.232.181.11:27015

If you want to find out what else people play, start a discussion and talk about whatever dumb bullshit. Group officers will be more than happy to post events if there is enough interest.

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Heh, long time no see.

3 August, 2020 - Haunter | 0 Comments

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT I MADE ON ANOTHER GROUP. I copy and pasted it here, because I'm lazy. There will be jokes here that you may not get. Too bad for you.

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Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to go back? Back to a time where you could stack clams and bully Jsmoov with impunity?

Well, have I got news for you!

Introducing DOLE'S DUCK DIMENSION!

"What is that? That's not Ellie's Nun House," you retardedly ask yourself before I finish the sales pitch.

Of course it isn't! ENH is long dead! DOLE'S DUCK DIMENSION is a dedicated 24-player vanilla server for TEAM FORTRESS 2 CLASSIC!

"Classic?" you ask like some kind of fucking moron.

TF2 Classic is a mod that brings TF2 back to it's roots by stripping out GARBAGE like every update past the Medic update while still retaining some of the newer ideas, more refined ideas like airblast, moving buildings, and other dumb shit! The mod also introduces some ideas that were scrapped from TF2's final build including a one-shot arcing rocket launcher for soldier, a pack of TNT for demo, and a cancerous nailgun for scout! There's even maps that feature the civilian!

I know what you're thinking to yourself now. "Mr. Haunter!, how and where can I call Jsmoov racial slurs?"

Well, my steam groupmates, you can get the mod here: https://tf2classic.com/

Just click the download button, follow the directions, and BAM! You're good to go. It's so easy, even C-block could do it!

You can find the server at this address: 209.126.127.25:19001

We are currently working on getting sourcemod set up to make admin abuse easier, but want to test the server out before we break anything again.

Come and play! We have all talk, we have a rotation chosen by Fox in Socks, and we have... a third thing.

tl;dr: fuck you, read it.

TF2 Server Update

11 December, 2014 - Haunter | 0 Comments

Hot one the tail of the End of the Line disappointment (train wreck), I have added cp_snowplow_rc3 to the server! This is the map that was supposed to drop with the update but was deemed "too confusing for new players"! I've done a quick run through to see it and holy shit. I can see why Valve didn't ship it. Still, it's a new map and if everyone hates it, I'll throw it in the garbage with the other shit maps like rd_asteroid and pl_cactuscanyon.

If you want the map, but don't want to download it from the server, here's a direct link: http://forums.tf2maps.net/showthread.php?t=23104

Just download, extract, and toss it into your Steam>steamapps>common>Team Fortress 2>tf>maps folder. If you fuck up after I explained it to you, you're terrible.

I also renamed the server slightly to better convey that we are a vanilla TF2 server so people will stop getting pissy when dumb bullshit like !rtd doesn't work. I'm looking into a plugin that instantly slays whoever inputs that command, however. Just to be a dick. Halloween forever mode is still in the cards, I'm just really fucking lazy.

Even without all of out dumb hats I hope we can be lively again soon. There's supposed to be an Engineer vs. Spy update in the near future so maybe we'll get some of that good ol' life blood pumping again.

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vw☠ 11 Jun, 2014 @ 2:49pm

Pia said you're all dorks.

Perihilar

18 Apr, 2014 @ 10:57am

WE PLAY DIABOLO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLwoYMl-Aaw

Haunter

16 Apr, 2014 @ 11:36pm

Alright fuckers, here's the deal. If you guys want the TF2 server to stay alive, you have to play on it. I'm setting up maps and fixing round times, but it's pointless if no one plays. It's getting hard to justify footing the bill for a server that no one plays on even when we have an event up.

We're also trying to organize more nights for other games. I made a discussion topic on it. Go look at it and tell everyone how horrible your tastes are. The games I'm pushing are Skullgirls (so we can all get back in the saddle of them fight games) and Diablo Triple I (since Blizzard took out features and added fun). Post games you want to play and we can set things up.