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1. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lily.

2. Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.

3. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad sandals.

4. How does a frog with a broken leg feel?

Unhoppy.

5. What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog.

6. What do frogs do with paper?

Rip-it.

7. Where do you get frog's eggs?

At the spawn shop.

8. What's a frog's favorite game?

Croak-et.

9. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween?

A prince.

10. What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

11. What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?

A hot frog.

12. What's green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups.

13. Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

14. Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?

He was afraid of getting toad

15. What's green with red spots?

A frog with the chicken pox.

16. What did the frog say as he looked through the books at the library?

Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

17. What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.

18. What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

19. What's green, green, green, green, green?

A frog rolling down a hill.

20. What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.

21. What's a frog's favorite candy?

Lollihops.

22. Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.

23. What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.

24. What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.

25. What's green and dangerous?

A frog with a hand-grenade.

26. What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?

A jump rope.

27. What does a bankrupt frog say?

Baroke, baroke, baroke.

28. When is a car like a frog?

When it's being toad.

29. What's the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.

30. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?

Mistletoad