WE WORSHIP THE ALMIGHTY PAN

MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS COME JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE ALMIGHTY PAN. THE ALMIGHTY PAN WILL "FRY YOUR SASAUGE". THE ALMIGHTY PAN WILL "COOK YOUR EGGS". THOSE WHO JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE ALMIGHTY PAN SHALL BE TOGETHER WITH THE ALMIGHTY PAN ALWAYS, AND MAKE NONE-STICK BUTTERY LOVE EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT TO THE ALMIGHTY PAN. DO NOT FEAR THE ALMIGHTY PAN FOR THE ALMIGHTY PAN ONLY KNOWS LOVE, COMPASSION, AND FORGIVENESS. SO JOIN THE CHURCH OF THE ALMIGHTY PAN, AND BECOME ONE WITH THE ALMIGHTY PAN. "HE WHO BECOMES ONE WITH THE PAN SHALL LEARN TO LOVE, FORGIVE AND PROSPER"-THE ALMIGHTY PAN. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF THE ALMIGHTY PAN AND MAY THE ALMIGHTY PAN RAIN SUPREME FOREVER MORE. FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY WE HAVE KOOL AID, ITS DELICIOUS.