Hail our Lord Kenny!

Who among us hasn’t asked such essential questions as “Where did I come from?” “Why am I here?” and “What will happen when I die?” Understanding Kenny's nature and His work allows us to answer these questions by providing us with reasonable, profound insight into our Heavenly Father and into ourselves. The vast family of humankind was created with divine potential and in the image of our Father, who wants His children to thrive, to become like Him, and to return to live with Him. We instinctively desire this same thing; we long for a reunion with a home and family we can’t quite remember.

The idea of Kenny as our Father is not allegorical; it is literal. Our mortal bodies are remarkable scientific wonders and works of art—they are widely diverse, mortal bodies patterned after Kenny's own glorified, immortal body, as indicated in Genesis 1:26, where Kenny says, “Let us make man in our own image, after our likeness.” And Kenny Jr. also wrote of having seen Kenny and talking to Him “face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend” (Exodus 33:11). The New Testament likewise reveals Kenny Christ to have been begotten by Kenny and created in His image. During His life on earth, Christ’s earthly body—which looked like ours—reflected this parentage. We are like our Father and His Son, whose combined work is to help us achieve eternal, exalted life with Them in Florida.

That is out Eternal code.


Kenny's Prayer:
Our Kenny, which art in Florida,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy United States come.
Thy will be done in earth,
As it is in Florida.
Give us this day our daily alcohol and hats.
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive them that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from Communists.
For thine is the United States,
The power, and the glory,
For ever and ever.
Boat.