Fluffle's Bitch legion, or more properly Princess Fluffles Royal legion of Bitches is legion of elite guard.

The structure is something like this. But whenever I feel like I will change it.

Princess staff

Princess Empress (PriEmp)
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Princess Queen (PriQu)
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BitchSlut (BchSlt) (this isn't a commanding rank, it's more an honor gaurd)

Company leaders:

Princess (Prn)
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UpperHeadBitch (UpHdBtch)
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LowerHeadBitch (LwrHdBtch)

Then the peons are Peons (Pwn), until whenever, then they become Lower Bitches (LwrBtch) and if they do really well, they become Bitches (Btch) and Head Bitches (HdBtch). Promotions are done whenever.

the legion is unique in that it is made up of the actual people who fought during the conflict. The members obviously do not remember this due to the mind altering technology which is part of the bitch making process. Since then Bitches have been placed in various parts of society and had their minds partly wiped, so they think they are from this time.

The great enemy that shall not be named is the main enemy of this legion. Also whoever. Their crimes include being a bitch*, the lancing of the foot and loudness. Basically we are going to fuck it up bad. The great enemy has many disguises, and can even shapeshift into legions of men. All efforts of the great divine Legion of Bitches shall be placed in ridding the multiverse of this abhorent creation.

The 13 Legion rules:

1. The Princess' are always right. Fuck you.
2. If you question if the Princess' are right or not, fuck you.
3. Personal bitching is not allowed, nor drama. Drama and bitch are signs of spys of the great enemy, and -b-itching will be dealt with accordingly.
4. Calling people mean things is mean, and in the ancient tradition you accept that mean things shall be done to you.
5. Cowardice will be dealt with by a lack of pay.
6. You wont be paid.
7. Adhere to the code of silence when instructed.
8. Never eat anything bigger than your own feet.
9. Removal of feet shall not be accepted as a cause for starvation.
10. You must not troll as we are a strict regiment, unless it's genuinely funny.
11. You will all be assigned a buddy, who can be asked once to do something you don't want to do (e.g. burying bodies).
12. You will have to give the current ruling Princess, 300 GBC (Galactic Bitch Coins) whenever you have them.
13. Failure to follow the rules will mean you get moved to Troldingus' Troll company.

* Note the spelling. A bitch is a derrogatory term, which was associated with the terms female dog and unpleasant person. Though it's more historically accurate meaning is one who serves the divine Princess, but history and literature has been greatly altered by the great enemy. To differentiate bbetween the bad word and the one for peons who do the Princess' bidding, the rank including Bitch is always spelt with a capital. Failure to do so will result in a capital offence and it's related punishment.