The First Church of Shrek (The Ogre-Lord)

This group is to help put our religion into the world, the religion being; Shrekism. See many people believe this guy named "God" created the earth and the universe, however, they're wrong, it's actually Shrek. Allow me to explain. Ogres have layers, onions have layers, but did you know, the afterlife has layers too! The layers of the afterlife are:

Shreven: Shreven is for those who accept Shrek (the great ogre-lord) into their body and soul.

Shrugatory: Shrugatory is for those who are unsure of fully accepting Shrek.

Shrell: Shrell is for those who don't accept Shrek.

Farqueers castle: Farqueers castle is for those who believe in a diffrent deity. (They will be punished by Shrek for eternity)

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If you wish to sing along with your fellow believers, here is the #1 prayer song for all you Shrek believers out there.

SMASH MOUTH LYRICS

"All Star"

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

[Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold