The Fat Earth Society will not stand for belittling of our planet

The Fat Earth Society (also known as the International Fat Earth Society or the International Fat Earth Research Society) is an organization that seeks to further the belief that the Earth is fat instead of a little nerd like NASA wants us to believe. The modern organization was founded by Englishman John Fatearth in 1997 and was later led by Jesus Fatearth, who based the organization in his mother's basement. The formal society was resurrected in 2004 by its new president Janette Fatearth.[2]

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