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one of those statements is true happy fool u day

im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ creek without a dickpadel ♥♥♥♥ spelling.

yeah so those two guys are pretty neat I guess, and today is both of their birthdays, maybe you should get them presents for being two cool nerds? or tell them happy birthday or whatever the ♥♥♥♥ it doesn't matter to me JUST LETTING YOU KNOW

Caroline's birthday is TOMORROW! I KNOW RIGHT? I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER! I mean, I did. Or no, I thought it was on the 29th. Oops. tHAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

Caroline has been having a bit of a rough couple of da...wee...Caroline has been having a rough time, lately. I'm sure if you've hung out or hang out in the chat you've talked to her before, though, and you probably also know what it feels like to feel bad. You know what makes me feel better when I feel bad? GIFTS! I imagine she feels the same way. If I'm wrong, well, it's her birthday. ♥♥♥♥'s tradition.

So if you have some spare games in your library you can toss her, or maybe some spare do$h, consider getting her a present. I say consider because I can't actually make you give her a present. I mean, I know a guy who knows a guy who can totally break your kneecaps if you don't get her a present but I mean that's totally besides the point. I can't TECHNICALLY make you get her a present.

But if you can't get her a present...wish her a happy birthday! Since that's what people do on birthdays, I think. She'll probably appreciate it. They also do the celebratory eating of the cake but unless you know how to send cake through an email she's probably not going to recieve any internet cakes.