Our Story

We sexually Identify as an Fusion Rifles. Ever since we were young, we dreamed of skating around the battlefield dropping hot fusion bolts on disgusting shotgun apes. People say to us that a person being a fusion rifle is disgusting and we're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but we don't care, We're beautiful. We're having a plastic surgeon install radiation shielding and pulse emitters on our bodies. From now on we want you to call us "Erentards" and respect our right to kill from across the map. If you can't accept us you're a fusiphobe and need to check your firearm privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.