The Official Rules of The Doge Empire

1 Doge is love Doge is life.
2 Doge portrait of your leader must be in every corner of any house member.
4 Only members that can't write must pee on the contract. Poop or lick signatures are not allowed.
5 Eating, chasing and sniffing butts is the best thing to do in life.
3 It is strictly forbidden to sniff butts of the royal members of The Doge Empire.
6 If you can't read ask a human.
7 Wow many rules. Such empire. Many pride. How do I sign?
8 Only barking in silence during midnight is allowed.
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10 Don't drink water from toilet, human gets angry!