Ethtrip and Usaky's epic amazing bake sale of awesomeness

OUR MISSION
Multiple friendos attempting to unite and rule the world and other surrounding planitary masses with the power of video games and sweets! Once we unite the world we will remove all of the corrupt things from this world and other surrounding planitary masses. This in turn will make life on this planet and all surrounding planitary masses much better. We intend to research ways to destroy the world and rise from the ashes of fallen civilization to rule the remaining humans with the power of video games, sweets, and some form of holographic pokemon.(to be discussed in a future mission) Then we will recolonize the earth and then colonize all surrounding planitary masses. During this time we will first find shelter and food, then we will use our large scientist filled organization (NOTE: in a future mission we need to find scientists.) to research space travel and terraforming. Hopefully this will grant us the ability to colonize surrounding planitary masses and break free from the ties of earth. We will eventually take the entire galaxy, at this point we will stop for fear of intelligent alien life finding and destroying us. The galaxy is enough for a perfect society. If the galaxy becomes too small we will make it illegal to have more than two children. Any third child we find will be pubicly executed by being skinned alive and burned. Anyone who is caught taking away from our perfectness will suffer the same fate. This will create the perfect society in which everyone's lives will be good.
-From your leader Ethtrip
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Buchomb 16 Jan, 2017 @ 6:48pm

Since November 1st, 1993 I have lived a lie that I can no longer go on with. I have started each of the last 8477 days by convincing myself that McDonald's would bring back the Double ZestaBurger--if only for a limited time and at only select locations. It was the only way I could get myself out of bed and through the day.
Alas, I can no longer lie to myself about my future. I now accept that it is bleak. The same company that has returned the McRib 841 limited times in the last 23 years has never given my well-being a second thought. Well, congratulations, you win. You have killed my will, spirit and soul; now my body will follow.
Luckily, I will be going to a better place. A place where my happiness won't be controlled by a multi-national conglomeration of fry cooks in cheap suits.

Buchomb 7 Dec, 2016 @ 11:44am

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you put salt in a glass of water you can make the ocean

Ethtrip

7 Dec, 2016 @ 11:40am

Cool, thnx for the pokemon stuff.

Ethtrip

16 Oct, 2014 @ 1:30pm

Be aware fellow vendors of baked goods, research on holographic pokemon has taken top priority of things that need to be done!

Red_S_Games

30 Jul, 2013 @ 4:11pm

i put a spoon in the microwave and it made lightning.
i think that we could use this concept to help our terraforming effort as lightning happens in rain storms. this is the first step to a greater tomorrow.