If you're a gamer over 20, you're already a member.

Like the USMC but better, the ESMC is devoted to protecting America from terrorism, fire-ants, 9 year olds, osteoporosis, debauchery, girlfriends, wives, moms, theme park food, hostile-takeovers, instant-makeovers, banana hammocks, ceramics, thermodynamics, wikipedia, your coworkers, friends, and incubus ringtones. What was I talking about again?...oh yeah.

ESMC is not a clan. Anyone may join.

Be sure to invite all your cyber-friends, so that ESMC may spread like herpes. Don't invite your real friends, you don't want them finding out about your internet persona. Next thing you know you will be on dateline NBC with your shirt off.

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