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Hello folks, i presume everyone has seen the abuse given from Erklabar, not only has he tried to disrespect our community he also decided to anger the elf bar gods themselves. please feel free to leave a comment on his profile and give constructive criticism (horrible abuse).

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TJM

guava ice

on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, one disposable watermelon ice elf bar.

Good Morning, Good Afternoon and Good evening

I am writing to you all in a matter of emergency. As you may have seen the Government have stepped up in their fight to ban our beloved disposable friends.

May I reiterate to you that this war that we fight in will be fought to the very last second. I have full confidence in all of us that we will not back down from this horror that hangs above us.

We will stand out ground, keep calm and carry on till we cannot poof no more.

There are dark days ahead of us but rest assure there is light at the end of the tunnel

We will never give up

Thanks

Your friend Peter Kay

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and girls and the disabled

i am so overwhelmed with the support we have received in this group. As a matter of fact this is now become more a family than a group, i love each and every one of you as we stride together in our journey to Lung Cancer. some of us may fall in our campaign but rest assured we will make it to the end. To all Fellow members who are not with us i assure you they are looking down on us with great pride.

if you are feeling like you cant carry on just remember its only 600 puffs.

Kind Regards

Alan Carr "Chatty man"

Can we all take a sincere moment, to appreciate the way of words our fellow member 'Nasty Elfbarbar' has said. The choreography throughout his paragraph is a blossom of happiness as i take a beautiful puff on my energy ice elf bar.

Please ensure you maximise the capacity of your elf bar before we approach a new day, a full elf bar is typically 600 puffs, that is only 25 per hour which is next to nothing. Remember again, if anyone ever advises against your habit of health. Ensure you respond with a headbutt of pure dominance. In result, this should prevent them from ever making such distasteful comments again.

Make sure your maximising your money per puff, my local bossman does 2 for £10 an absolute bargain if you ask me. I attend that frequently bossman knows me on a personal basis and i have qualified for the nickname 'big man' which arouses me daily - a win win.

Roll safe, toot up and never quit.

Big up Elf Bar Peek

Oh, my cherished Elfbar brothers, how my heart leaps with joy at the mere thought of you! 🌟 With every passing moment, my anticipation grows for the delightful times that lie ahead, when we shall be united once again in our bond of camaraderie and elfbarish vapor.

From the very depths of my soul, I extend my warmest expressions of love and appreciation to each of you. Your presence is like a radiant beacon of light that brightens even the dullest of days. The Elfbars we shared, the memories we've woven together, they all form a tapestry of happiness that I hold close to my heart.

As we journey forward on this road of life, I am filled with eagerness for the adventures we'll embark upon, the stories we'll create, and the countless Elfbars we'll consume. The Elfbar brotherhood is a treasure beyond measure, and I am forever grateful to have you by my side.

With love that knows no bounds,
Nasty Elfbarbar

Hi

Hope are all doing well, we are all united as one in this group and i am massively proud of our community. I just want to say Keep Calm and Carry on Tooting.

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Alan Carr "Chatty Man"

Hi,

As a proud admin and enthusiast of the greatest gift on the 21st century, elf bars.

Please ensure you acquire your daily elf-bar from your local bossman and get them 600 puffs in before the clock turns to a new day.

If anyone recommends you to stop, please ensure you respond with a dominant headbutt and make sure he never makes such a distasteful comment again.

Elfbar 4 Lyf yuh zimi

Please be advised that the government are telling lies about Elf Bars, Saying that they can damage your lungs whereas a study from Bradford University clearly shows that it strengthens your lungs sort of like a vaccine, So with that being said make sure to have one of your your five a day e.g. Elf bull ice to make your breathing ALOT better

Hi

Chicken Joe here, just noticed we have reached 120 members in ELFBAR-PEEK. as an admin i would like to thank each and every one of you for choosing to join such a great group

With Love
Chicken Joe

Hi

Just checking on my fellow tokers and smokers, do remember to take a drag before you get out of bed every morning as you cant start your day without poofing away.

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Remember to visit your local boss man this week at the following participating retailers for a 2 for one coupon on your next elf bar purchase THIS WEEK ONLY!!!!!!

Tesco fill up station (pay at till only)
Esso
Any corner shop in the UK
Agi and Mugi

All info regarding this event can be found on our website at https://www.elfbar.co.uk/
Over 18s only (or if you can get served) T&Cs apply

Hi Guys, Congratulations on surpassing 100 members i will smoking 100 elf bars on live stream www.twitch.tv/HnMotors

SALE!!!! Coronation Weekend special 5 elfbull ice elf bars for £15.99 paypal or cashapp only NO TIME WASTERS!!!!

Elfbull Ice Job Lot £200 tap in if interested

lemon mint is a dog flavour if your not toking on Elfbull ice you like kids

My favourite elfbar bc4000 lemon mint

I believe in our gracious leader Rishi Sunak to deliver on promises before he became PM to increase Elf Bar production by 200% in the UK by 2026. He has shown efforts in his negotiations with parliament to make these plan come into fruition.

Hi

Rishi Sunak here, just updating my fellow Nicotine Addicts, 25 members of the group have developed Popcorn Lung. This is something i have taken the time to look deeper into as i dont think we have had enough members develop such virus. Please can we make sure we have at least 2 elfbars every 24 hours to make sure we keep pace in the community at a fast rate

Regards, your PM

Rishi

Hi

Rishi Sunak here, from today on wards we are doubling the production of Elfbars. This will not only lower the crime rate in the country but reduce global warming 10% every 10 boxes sold.

Regards
Rishi

I've been messaging RocketRonnie for 3 weeks about my elfbar order & it hasn't arrived... & it was literally all I had left in my bloody savings

anyone want some delivered? 2 boxes for £60 anywhere in the UK

Hello fellow nicotine addicts