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TJM
I am writing to you all in a matter of emergency. As you may have seen the Government have stepped up in their fight to ban our beloved disposable friends.
May I reiterate to you that this war that we fight in will be fought to the very last second. I have full confidence in all of us that we will not back down from this horror that hangs above us.
We will stand out ground, keep calm and carry on till we cannot poof no more.
There are dark days ahead of us but rest assure there is light at the end of the tunnel
We will never give up
Thanks
Your friend Peter Kay
i am so overwhelmed with the support we have received in this group. As a matter of fact this is now become more a family than a group, i love each and every one of you as we stride together in our journey to Lung Cancer. some of us may fall in our campaign but rest assured we will make it to the end. To all Fellow members who are not with us i assure you they are looking down on us with great pride.
if you are feeling like you cant carry on just remember its only 600 puffs.
Kind Regards
Alan Carr "Chatty man"
Please ensure you maximise the capacity of your elf bar before we approach a new day, a full elf bar is typically 600 puffs, that is only 25 per hour which is next to nothing. Remember again, if anyone ever advises against your habit of health. Ensure you respond with a headbutt of pure dominance. In result, this should prevent them from ever making such distasteful comments again.
Make sure your maximising your money per puff, my local bossman does 2 for £10 an absolute bargain if you ask me. I attend that frequently bossman knows me on a personal basis and i have qualified for the nickname 'big man' which arouses me daily - a win win.
Roll safe, toot up and never quit.
Big up Elf Bar Peek
From the very depths of my soul, I extend my warmest expressions of love and appreciation to each of you. Your presence is like a radiant beacon of light that brightens even the dullest of days. The Elfbars we shared, the memories we've woven together, they all form a tapestry of happiness that I hold close to my heart.
As we journey forward on this road of life, I am filled with eagerness for the adventures we'll embark upon, the stories we'll create, and the countless Elfbars we'll consume. The Elfbar brotherhood is a treasure beyond measure, and I am forever grateful to have you by my side.
With love that knows no bounds,
Nasty Elfbarbar
Hope are all doing well, we are all united as one in this group and i am massively proud of our community. I just want to say Keep Calm and Carry on Tooting.
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Alan Carr "Chatty Man"
As a proud admin and enthusiast of the greatest gift on the 21st century, elf bars.
Please ensure you acquire your daily elf-bar from your local bossman and get them 600 puffs in before the clock turns to a new day.
If anyone recommends you to stop, please ensure you respond with a dominant headbutt and make sure he never makes such a distasteful comment again.
Elfbar 4 Lyf yuh zimi
Chicken Joe here, just noticed we have reached 120 members in ELFBAR-PEEK. as an admin i would like to thank each and every one of you for choosing to join such a great group
With Love
Chicken Joe
Just checking on my fellow tokers and smokers, do remember to take a drag before you get out of bed every morning as you cant start your day without poofing away.
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Tesco fill up station (pay at till only)
Esso
Any corner shop in the UK
Agi and Mugi
All info regarding this event can be found on our website at https://www.elfbar.co.uk/
Over 18s only (or if you can get served) T&Cs apply
Rishi Sunak here, just updating my fellow Nicotine Addicts, 25 members of the group have developed Popcorn Lung. This is something i have taken the time to look deeper into as i dont think we have had enough members develop such virus. Please can we make sure we have at least 2 elfbars every 24 hours to make sure we keep pace in the community at a fast rate
Regards, your PM
Rishi
Rishi Sunak here, from today on wards we are doubling the production of Elfbars. This will not only lower the crime rate in the country but reduce global warming 10% every 10 boxes sold.
Regards
Rishi