The Religion of Derp Sheep

It has become clear to me that groups that call themselves religions are springing up one by one. I am flattered. I am flattered to have started such an uprising. I am flattered to be the root of all things such as this. But I must also ask you not to take this so seriously. Groups that shall remain nameless have few members, at the moment, and are comepletely amateur. I must ask them: Have they had Prophets pour in days upon days of work to manufacture a 2700 word bible, of sorts. Do they have followers, scattered across the lands of Guh, loyal and ready to heed the word of Derp? The clear answer to this is no. So think before you click "accept." Think of what you're really accepting.