THIS IS A LOAD OF BARNICALS

>senior year again
>time for a prank
>pranks have been ♥♥♥♥ since like 2006
>friends and i come up with genius plan
>buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of bird seed
>go to teachers parking lot at like 2am
>dump birdseed everywhere
>didnt go exactly as planned
>teachers are like "the ♥♥♥♥ this bird seed doing here"
>groundskeepers must be high as ♥♥♥♥ they think
>a few hours later
>every single car in the teacher lot is coated with bird ♥♥♥♥
>horrible stench wafting from the parking lot
>some teachers puke trying to get to their cars
>some girl passed out because shes afraid of birdshit or whatever
>some cars had white stains all year
>some teachers replaced their cars
>administration has no idea who to blame
>no evidence
>no one speaks of it again