You're a pedofile (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyone who masturbates can join.
This is a group for masturbators.
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We have ranks depending on Steam rank:

Steam Rank = Group Rank.

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(1)= Weenie Peenie
(5) = Fresh
(7) = Pimpled Punk With Junk
(10)= Weeb Jerker
(12)= Salty Dog
(15)= Experienced Masturbator
(18)= Professional Masturbator
(20)= Furious Masturbator
(21+)= Wanker
(100+)= Badass Masturbator
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There are no rules, so just go crazy.

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I wanna delete this group...

22 September, 2019 - Low Tier Leper | 3 Comments

...but the meme of owning this group is too good, even if I know I'm not gonna do anything with it

Who wants to own this?

5 December, 2018 - Low Tier Leper | 7 Comments

As above

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PBF Guy 23 Mar @ 10:33pm

This may be an ironic group, but its actually attracting the nasty ♥♥♥♥♥ on Steam somehow.
Also by the way DullFool, go jump off a bridge you pathetic nerve ape. You do not have the willpower or the mindset to achieve anything other then being the Surf in the world of CEOs.