Training Camp for Dota 2 Players

So you suck at game...


You think to yourself. "What do?"

Do I kill myself?

Do I switch to League of Legend?

Do I best play?

NO!


You must always strive to be ultimate Dota warrior. Even when your mom says you suck, you never stop. Always challenge people. Challenge your teacher. Challenge your dad.

Say: "HEY DAD! Want to play game of Doto? I challenge you!"

and he say, "Son..."

You say "Yes dayd"?

And he say "You suck at game"


Then you train for years until the best and you die.


So, to become not suck:

1. Don't kill yourself

2. Fight your dad in Doto match

3. Train to be the bestg pokemon master.



Good luck out there noobs!