So you suck at game...


You think to yourself. "What do?"

Do I kill myself?

Do I switch to League of Legend?

Do I best play?

NO!


You must always strive to be ultimate Dota warrior. Even when your mom says you suck, you never stop. Always challenge people. Challenge your teacher. Challenge your dad.

Say: "HEY DAD! Want to play game of Doto? I challenge you!"

and he say, "Son..."

You say "Yes dayd"?

And he say "You suck at game"


Then you train for years until the best and you die.


So, to become not suck:

1. Don't kill yourself

2. Fight your dad in Doto match

3. Train to be the bestg pokemon master.



Good luck out there noobs!

Big congrats to everyone who participated in the second $10,000 PDTC tourny last weekend.

This was an amazing event and a huge round of applause to Doctor Claw and his team Catholic United Nations Team for winning it all!!!

Keep your eyes peeled for our first 1v1 tournament where everyone faces off against another scrub and no one wins because you all SUCK!

Congrats Dota 2 Training Camp,

You are the elite of Dota 2, the real breadwinners.
You have met 150 unique members.

Here is an MLG Lion guide: Win Every Game by using all of your skills in succession and being useful to your team.

LOOK this is Dota, okay?

This isn't a game.
If you play to suck then you play to suck.
It's like trying to fit a pineapple inside of a vase.
It usually just won't happen.

Take it from me, venomous heroes are whack.
Venomancer, Viper, Venosaur.
Gosh, those heroes are so stronk.

Try this week to combo a lane with Venomancer and Viper.
Write your response here and make sure to tell all your friends Dota 2 Training Camp is best training camp. It's invite only though.

Long ago before men could even use computers and the only tablets that one could rub their finger upon were made of stone- a lone warrior named Infi was playing DotA. Regardless of whether or not that made any sense at all, meet Infi.

Infi has been around for a long, long time- a veteran member of the PDGG crowd as an independent carry type. His philosophy could be stated as:

"The best way to carry is to not give two f*#ks about your team and just farm"
or, "If it can't be done right- then just do it yourself."

Well, that independent playstyle is what makes Infi a classic DotA vet. He will teach you basically everything there is to know about this game. You just have to shuddup and listen. DOTA 2 TRAINING CAMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT FEELINGS! Ask Infi for help and he will provide, just don't be a baby about it.

Credentials: Has played DotA for longer than you were born, knows how to play every hero, member of PlayDotA Gaming Group (IceFrog's playground) and a lot of other cool stuff.