So this is a thing.

One day on Hightower, our founder - Haiku - was bored, and decided to level up his Strange Crit-a-Cola. People started to take interest, and some even began to join in with their own Crit-a-Colas on the other respawn cabinet. Eventually, five others had joined in, and thus began the first semblance of the Knights.
Soon, someone suggested that they all use the pan, and Haiku coerced the entire BLU team into becoming Pan Scouts.
Brandishing their Frying Pans of Truth and the Crit-a-Colas of Gaben, the Knights of the Crit Pan take anyone who stands in their way from the frying pan into the fire. With their frying pans.