The magical order of magical magic!

The gathering of all the most powerful scorcerers ever to grace the dimensions of our universe! We gather, to share tales of great wizardry, and cheese, wizards will kill for freaking cheese.

We hope you enjoy your time in our magically-inclined order, and have fun doing absolutley nothing productive, and just spend time goofing off with the balance of the universe.

Rules-
1.You must be able to wizard.
2.Rule 1 is best rule.
3.When in doubt, C4
C4. Refer to rules 1-2

The order, created many eons ago by an autistic fire-chicken, is a guild of wizards. A circle of magical beings, gathered from the very fabric of time and space, on a quest for something or another. There never really was an orientation meeting...

"For every element, there is a reason to hate life. So there's eight reasons right there."

"Necromancey is illegal, unless you're a cool kid like me."

"Being a jerk is a choice. Being a wizard is a privilage."

"Rl'yeh Cthulu fta'ghan."

"Oh boy, I really wish I wasn't being stalked by a firey rock."

"There is no "I" In "Double Lazer Combo.""

"Dis' pear, so delicous."

"(Insert Konami code here, all the cool kids are doing it.)"

"QRQRWAE The polar opposite of evil."

"Hexidecimals cannot be explained without paper."

"There are two rules of robotics 1.(TBD) 2.(TBD)"

""Spice is a reason for genocide"- That game."

"Let the Abyss protect you from urban violence."

"Death can't die, anyone who says otherwise is a liar."