OFFICIAL GROUP FOR ALL CRAPPY PUNNERS

Crappy Puns:
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

There were two ships. One had red paint, one had blue paint. They collided. At last report, the
survivors were marooned

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
HUEHUEHUE
And now
Skeleton Puns!!!!!!

When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!

Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely

the skeleton was sick i guess you could say he was sick to the BONE

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock BONES

What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell? A dead ringer

What?
i've put a lot of BACKBONE into those puns
don"t judge me

have u tried to eat a clock?
its very...
time consuming
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ayy doge