I'm Alexander. You should worship me n' ♥♥♥♥.

Hi. I'm Alexander. I'm a 23 year old white boy. There's nothin' too special bout' me. This is my church. I ask that you worship me. Pray to me every night. I'll bless you. I'll fill your stockings. I'll comfort you.

If you have any questions, please post them in the discussions and I'll answer you.

*This is not a joke group. This is only meant for legit people who beleive in me and my godly thighs. If you join this group as a joke, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be mildly upset ya little ♥♥♥♥♥.*

Holidays:
Alexander Day - December 30. This is meant to honor the birthdate of our god, Alexander. On this day you are to drink milk and lick portraits of Alexander with your loved ones.

I'm A Man Day - June 18. This is to celebrate Alexander losing his virginity. People are encouraged to mate as much as possible on this day. This way the common folk will create little xanders. Send photographs when your babies are born. Children conceived on this date will receive a special handshake from me.

I'm A Sadist Punk Day - January 1st. Alexander fies around on his magical jet and punishes sinners.