About us

NOTICE: *WE DO NOT GIVE A ♥♥♥♥ ABOUT UR RANK OR UR SKINS*

Just in case you're wondering what "CMIRV" actually stands for, its stands for CookingMethInRV, i know right... Pretty damn dank

We are a pretty easy going team, pretty much anybody is accepted, people of all ranks, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ silvers and even smurfs.

Strats: Although we do some strats, most of them aren't exactly "pro level" but they do the trick.

Maps: We also don't give a ♥♥♥♥ about what maps, though we prefer Mirage and Cache, not Dust II, Dust II is gay, that's the only map we will not play.

Attitude: Be as ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ salty and toxic as you please, but limit team killing to (1) persons.

Our motto: "No matter what, just keep on cookin'."

And have fun -CookingMethInRV

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Team Positions/Roles

JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DO UR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PART AND DON'T ♥♥♥♥ UP AND BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TEAM PLAYER.

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Strats (More in depth)

Russian Rush:
All players purchase negevs and rush B or MID

Rushing B is called Russian Rush (1)

Rushing MID is called Russian Rush (2)