We worshship Dan

Dear diary, today I accidentally joined a cult. The leader said he would slice me if I did not pray to Dan, the divine being that he is. I prayed for I feared for my safety. Tomorrow, I will start plotting Charlie's murder and my own escape.

I will slice you slut

Disappointed by the lack of engagement within this group. Please improve

Coakley Blessed

Hello all, hope you all are fine and have prayed to Dan today. May Coakley be with you