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I don’t usually sit down to talk to a Black. But when I do, its either a Cooking Special or a Lynching Sentencing. This is the story of Sefu Sono Tefere Semanda Sisi (Sword Elephant Seed of the cow totem clan born on a sunday) but we’ll give him a slav- I mean American name of lower left field manager. He is from Kenya and owner of a small grill in Venice, CA. When he opened his restaurant 3 months ago, he told me “I want this restaurant to have a great cultural significance, Our food will be the best cooked Ugali in the world. We will use fresh water that doesn't come from an AIDs infested well in the middle of where our our old sewer system was,I want the decor to be african theme with a name that fits.” He ultimately wound up naming the restaurant “The Black Panther” to signify the quality of the food with the color, and the panther to show that they are a rising star that leaps from the bushes to tackle the most difficult prey, rip out the entrails, and drag the corpse back to its children which have been eaten by the village children, so revenge must be taken.

“When I was small boy growing up in Nigeria with no father, my mother said to me in her dying malaria filled breath, follow your dreams. At the time it was to kill the leader of my tribe to take up his mantle and have all the dark matrons.”

But over time that dream would fade to nothing and he would move to America to join the army.
His time in the service didn't last long for he was dishonorably discharged after going on a march to destroy a small town by the name of Nairobi, which he saved because the town mentioned was the small insignificant village of his birth and the chieftain was his old love Uhuru Kenyatta (no literal translation). After that he moved to Syria to join a club called the I- S- I- L which is where everyone would dress up in their favorite black robes and ride on the back of trucks with their club flag. He was their cook. He cooked different kinds of bread like the “Western Hater Rye” and the “Caliphate mono-race (monotone) Marble” he enjoyed his passion and moved to america where he learned to cook exotic meats, eventually leading to the opening of his new returaunt. He is looking for may new ideas so if you ahem one and want to be famous some day, Visit:

-http://intlcalif(ornia)ate.com/socal/blackpanthers

or call (424) 069-1011