Today, we thank Lord Gaben for his Summer Sale, and adventure. All teams have been an outstanding contributor to his wallet and his disciples. May next sale bring more games to play and more money to spend. Gaben.

-Gabenist Mattr

And on the first day, Gaben said "Let there be Valve!” On the second

day, he said "Let there be Team Fortress, Half Life, Left 4 Dead, Portal,

Counter Strike, and Dota.” On the third day, he said "Let there be

Steam.” And on the fourth day, He said “let there be Linux. And so there

was." And finally, on the fifth day, he said "Let there be SteamOS, and

SteamMachines.”

To be exposed to the greatness of our Lord,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0
http://gabegaming.com/

1 For the lord GabeN is a sun and shield; he bestows innovation and

freedom. No good games does he withhold from those who walk uprightly.

2Do not conform yourselves to the standards of this world, but let GabeN

transform you inwardly by a complete change of your mind. 3Then you will

be able to know the will of GabeN—what is good and is pleasing to him and

is perfect.

4Do not be anxious about game prices, but in everything by patience and

supplication with community picks let your requests be made known to

GabeN.

5For GabeN so loved the world that he gave his one and only Steam, that

whoever believes in him shall not worry of reverse compatibility but shall

have eternal games.

2 Yet those who wait for GabeN will gain new updates; they will mount up

with hardware like eagles, they will run Crysis and obtain max settings, they

will mod Skyrim and experience no load times.

1 Thou shalt have no other master before me.

2 Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy GabeN in vein.

3 Remember thy sales days and keep them holy.

4 Honor thy Windows and thy Linux

5 Thou shall not troll

6 Thou shall not commit peasantry

7 Thou shall not pirate

8 Thou shall not bear false witness to thy fellow brethren

9 Thou shall not covet thy fellow brethren

10 Thy brethren shall treat all fellow brethren equally regardless of thy fellow brethren’s shrine