The Crispiest Gang you will encounter

>be me

>get home from my vasectomy

>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

>must be Chad again

>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

>log onto reddit and open r/4chan

>read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon wife is his other personality

Gay: Gay

>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

>it's been a good day

>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his ♥♥♥ out of my wife's ♥♥♥♥♥ if he finds my comment funny enough

very good group omg best group ever

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