Chad stole all our lunch money

This is "Chad Stole my Lunch Money" we are an alternative-indie rock band just trying to make a living through playing gigs at Gay bars and Homeless Shelters. so Drop a subscribble if you're in town.
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We're currently consist of a British Singer, a French lead guitarist (Who actually just hums and pretends to play), a Polish bass player (Who actually beatboxes) and an autistic drummer (Who actually just screams). Our roadies include of a stoner, a weeaboo and a homosexual.

We are currently hiring:
Women for a harem
Men for the gay
Anyone who wants to give us money for absolutely nothing in return

If you would like to apply for any of the jobs above, please drop us fanmail at

Chad Stole my Lunch Money's PO box
The Twin Towers
America

Alternatively please contact anyone within the Band for entry.