Captain Falcon is love, Captain Falcon is life.

What the falcon did you just falcon say about me you little fox main? I'll have you know I've played Captain Falcon since smash bros 64, and I've been involved in numerous smash tournaments, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in falcon punching and I'm the top Falcon main in the entire smash bros. You are nothing to me but just another scrub. I will combo the fox out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my falcon words. You think you can get away with spamming that ♥♥♥♥ on my stage? Think again, foxer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of falcon mains across the world and your shines are being dodged right now so you better prepare for the punch, scrub. The punch that knocks your pathetic little fox off the stage. You're falcon done, noob. I can dodge any move, anytime, and I can smash you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my a button. Not only am I extensively practiced in Captain Falcon, but I have access to the entire Captain Falcon moveset, and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the stage, you little baddie. If only you could have known what falcon punching your little "clever" character choice was about to bring down upon you, maybe if you would have chose Captain Falcon. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you scrubby fox. I will punch fury all over you, and you will be smashed from it. Show me your moves, kiddo.


SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
YES!