Invite friends, all that ♥♥♥♥, lets have some banter
If we wanna do this legit though we gotta find some legit talented banterous ♥♥♥♥♥
Auditions, not tryouts

Next Thursday, 2am GMT,

it will last as long as my ejaculation
No one cares
Dont take it seriously
if i rank up thats silly banter
but we'll just ♥♥♥♥ around and not give a ♥♥♥♥
get hyped
get_right

ItzWolfy YT was our top fragger in the quarterfinals of the Silvers Tournament! His ping was above the 150 mark and he still performed greatly, so he gets a Duel Barrettas | Dueling Dragons! I hope he enjoys the new skin and I look forward to finding out who will be next week's POTW!

This is very simple; and if you prove me that you do this by having the person you recruit contact me telling me who recruited them i will promote you to Officer which basically means "recruiter".

Put a post on CSGO Discussions "Looking for Players" forum, and make a clickbait title and a detailed recruitment post. Copy and paste this if you want:
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[b] Team Cancer Squad is Recruiting Players Silver 1 - EM. We were quarter finalists at a Tournament just yesterday and are looking for SERIOUS players! Players should:[/b]

• Pay attention to group announcements
  
• Be able to play any time with 3 days' notice
  
• Practise hard before any serious game
  
• If wanting to play in tournaments, Must be a UK player
  
• Must know the map callouts of Dust 2, Mirage, Inferno, Train and Cbble
  
• Should be a Good player, no smurfs
  
• Be willing to go through a test in order to join

how hard can it be? I say, 3 days in advance, that there is a tournament match today at 11:00am GMT.
How hard is it to turn up at that time with so much time to set your alarm, practise, and not waste my time overall?
I have been on for the past 5 hours, finding people to play in the match desperately. Its harder than you think finding a silver with a brain capable of keeping track of time and being at least slightly responsible. I dont even know why i started this group at this point....
3 days in advanced,very accessible time, what the ♥♥♥♥ do I say to the manager? "Oh, sorry i cant play, my WHOLE TEAM IS JUST INEXPLICABLY OFFLINE WITHOUT ANY NOTICE, so i had to find 5 players in 5 hours which i was unable to do because its harder than you think.
i am VERY pissed off because i will probably have to cancel the and forfit both the tournament and the prize because you guys decided to just ♥♥♥♥ off!
It's just lazy...All i want to do is rank up and so do you guys and i know it, but if you cant be arsed to be online by a certain deadline to practise for a TOURNAMENT then what chance do I have playing comp or casual? when recruiting, I post "looking for Serious players who are willing to practise before each match". So why do I have 3 people offline and misleading me, one person who says they cant be there and one who doesnt respond to my messages?

Its gonna be a long while before i try this ♥♥♥♥ again...