Gaming Monastery

The Counter-Strike Monastery is a multi-billion international company, racking up respect and forms of currency with their award winning adult films. But monastery is foremost a e-sports team. Monastery employs 10,000 people (2017) all over the world. Monastery's highest ranking members;

Enska, Chairman and CEO
Self-designated leader of the team and company, Enska posesses the attention span of an infant on meth, and the reaction time of a drunk sloth. Enska leads the company with an iron fist. Teams DJ

Juhi, inner marketing executive
Juhi is responsible for the company's, and teams inner marketing, as his charade of an title states. He films the companys motivation films, in addition to filming the teams playing, so they can later "use this material to help themselfs became better players." What a waste of taxpayer money.

Elmu, Manager of inner affairs
As MIA (what an omen) Elmu is responsible for companys inner wellbeing, such as;
- Usage of alcohol inside the company stays where it is required
- Also works as HR manager, so responsible for hiring us prostitutes professional staff Ellllmuuuu

Prepe, Senior Tactics Executive
After being acquired by our company, Prepe quickly rose trough the ranks like the alcohol level in Migi's blood; everyone else would be dead at such speeds. Owns a fantastic tactical mind, however, it is hard to utilize, since Prepe rarely is seen around the office. You could say, he is AFK. FOR ♥♥♥♥♥ SAKE PREPE

Migi, Head of Utilities
The head of utilities is a demanding, unforgiving, dangerous and often despised title, but Migi found a glorious way to handle the dangers and pressures of his position. Migi often shows up drunken as a scotsman, but still manages to get the job done. Nice job, liver.
Mmmmigiiiiii

Edu, Janitor
Ah, Edu, the teams janitor. The job no-one wants, but is essential for our companys wellbeing. Edu was hired from the streets of Bronx, New York. As the only white man in bronx, he gained essential skills in stealing cleaning up other peoples no longer needed items.

Vilho, Junior janitor
Edu's anal slut.
"I ascended from Global Elite to play with mortals".
Teams karaoke singer

In memoriam
Siwa, Saint, Wibi, Tonno.