This Team has 0 clue how to play real counter strike.

is there really a gay group?

Ah, Okey hello?

Hey you, you're finally awake.

You were trying to cross the desert, right? Walked right into that creeper ambush, same as us, and that skeleton over there.

Damn you villagers, Minecraft was fine until you came along, players were nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could have stolen that diamond sword and been halfway to the Nether. You there, you and me: We shouldn't be here, it's these villagers that the player wants.

We're all brothers and sisters in the ravine now, skeleton.

Shut up back there!

What's wrong with him, huh?

Watch your tongue, you're speaking to Steve, the true server administrator.

Steve, the host of the server? You're the leader of the players. But if they captured you...Oh Mojang, where are they taking us?

I don't know where we're going, but the End awaits.

No, this can't be happening, this isn't happening!

"I'm so proud of my daughter for stopping a bank robbery today. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. My daughter (only 3 years old!) stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said: "If you're being mugged, just say no. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. Everyone clapped and she was given position as senator of the state of Florida, as well as invited by the Democratic National Convention to run for President in 2020. What an unbelievable event! I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. "

ok no shut
up