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Hello and welcome all twaticans. Although our cult is ment to be preserved for only humans of the highest standards, greatest manerisms and people who are just all around the best ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ever, it has come to my attention that we are lacking members. To help with this course please do one or more of the following*:

1) Send an invitation to every single one of your friends.
2) Blackmail your friends/relatives.
3) Hack every steam account in existance.
4) Post flyers at comic con.

*Failure to participate in this movement will be punished in one or more of the following ways:

1) Their finger nails, toe nails and teeth will be removed one by one.
2) They shall have their hair ripped out and eaten by a donkey with bad breath.
3) Set on fire.
4) Forced to walk around town naked with 1 ton weighs hanging off of each testicle.