Bro Code

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20: A Bro never applies sunscreen to another Bro.

19: When greeting another Bro, never engage in a full embrace.

18: A Bro never cries. With the exception of being physically threatened by Chuck Norris.

17: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin.

16: A Bro never rents a chick flick.

15: Bros cannot make eye-contact during a Devil’s Three-way.

14: When using urinals, a Bro stares straight ahead AT ALL TIMES.

13: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least thirty.

12: A Bro shall not wear his cell phone on a belt clip.

11: A bro will not sleep with another bro’s sister. However, a bro is allowed to be vocal about her level of attractiveness.

10: If a bro leads a beer/food run, he is entitled to any and all left over change.

9: A bro never dances with his hands above his head.

8: Bros do not share dessert.

7: A bro is honor bound to aid his bros in moving house, DIY, and any other physical labour. A cold, fresh pint is always reward enough for helping.

6: A bro never sends a birthday card to another bro.

5: A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro, if for ANY reason a bro gets naked, all other bros will act as if nothing is out of the ordinary, averting their eyes away. If the towel drops, so do your eyes.

4: Whether a Bro is into sports or not, a Bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath.

3: If a bro gets a dog, it must be at least as tall as his knee when fully grown.

2: A bro is always allowed to do something stupid as long as his bro’s are doing it.

1: Bros before hoes – A ‘hoe’ is defined as any woman that is not your wife or any other direct family.