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The 2024 Annual Bowl Cut Maintenance Event

Hello everyone,
Here in the BowlCutGang group, we take our bowl cuts very seriously. It has been a long time since we have been able to maintain our bowl cuts, and i know everyone has been itching for some maintenance.

However, due to reduction in Victorian Government Funding over the last 2 years, we have had to postpone our next Maintenance Event. Luckily for us, we have had some incredibly donations from the Trump 2024 campaign to be able to secure the first round of funding for this event!

I am unsure why Anthony Albanese doesn't consider us an essential service, as he has had a previous membership with us; but that is neither here nor there.

So without further adieu, I would like to happily announce:

I'm so excited that we get to spend some time together to maintain our bowl cuts. This year, the event will be held at the East Bendigo Zone Fun Park, which will include Go Karting, Mini Golf and Lazer Tag (at your own cost).
This is an all-exclusive event, however we do permit you to bring 1 pet of your own choice!

Please bring the required Maintenance fee of $75 + a $3-4 daily fee for the total of days defined in your Bowl Cut Log Books.

On the plus side though, with the recent success in funding we have budgeted for a single round of Mini Golf though (but please don't play the last hole, as the last hole takes the golf ball and we want everyone to have a go at the course).
NOTE: The pet you bring will not have the chance to play mini golf

For your convenience, the venue will have Free 3G Wifi! We have set up an account for each of you, and can log-in through the following details
The details for this are below:

• SSID: PyongyangMobileHotspot
  
• Password: <your bowl cut initiation date>

Also, for the first time ever we have been able to secure a sponsor for the event. I would like to announce this event's exclusive sponsor Diddy Lube! You will all each be receiving a 55 gallon tub on arrival! (Please open this after the event has finished)

We will be transitioning from traditional membership cards that you all have, to a brand new mobile app called MyBowlCut! This app will boast many features such as maintenance scheduling, a place to post updates on your own bowl cuts (mandatory once a week when using the app), a chat system, and custom BowlCut NFTs that you can purchase to support the Group!


That is all for this years update! We will be contacting everyone with an official invitation through the MyBowlCut app, so be sure to sign up! You wouldn't want your social status to be dropped because of this, right?

And remember... it's a privilege, not a right.