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⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⢶⣻⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⣼⣺⢷⣻⣽⣾⣿⢿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄
⠠⡍⢾⣺⢽⡳⣻⡺⣽⢝⢗⢯⣻⢽⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡄⠄
⡨⣖⢹⠜⢅⢫⢊⢎⠜⢌⠣⢑⠡⣹⡸⣜⣯⣿⢿⣻⣷⠄
⢜⢔⡹⡭⣪⢼⠽⠷⠧⣳⢘⢔⡝⠾⠽⢿⣷⣿⣟⢷⣟⠄
⢸⢘⢼⠿⠟⠁⠄⠄⡀⠄⠃⠑⡌⠄⠄⠈⠙⠿⣷⢽⣻⠄
⢌⠂⠅⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⣲⣢⢂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣯⠏⠄
⠐⠨⡂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⡔⠋⢻⣤⡀⠄⠄⢀⠄⢸⣯⠇⠄
⠈⣕⠝⠒⠄⠄⠒⢉⠪⠄⠄⠄⢿⠜⠑⠢⠠⡒⡺⣿⠖⠄
⠄⠐⠅⠁⡀⠄⠐⢔⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⢇⢌⠄⠄⠄⠸⠕⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠨⣔⡝⠼⡄⠂⣦⡆⣿⣲⠐⠑⠁⠄⠃⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⢫⢛⣙⡊⣜⣏⡝⣝⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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The bloons want to mark the end of this overwhelmingly terrible year with an unsafe and unsanitary environment for the monkeys! Hope is still not lost because seasons change; ZOMGS come and go and luckily, the monkeys will only get stronger creating even more bloon doom! Your new years resolution should be doing what you think is impoppable. You can make 2021 a better year by social distancing. And when I mean social distance, that means staying in your monkey village. The bloons *ahem* the ones that want to speak to your manager still refuse to social distance and they're popping themselves—somehow...

What're you waiting for? Those bloons won't pop themselves! Get popping!

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Don't let those wicked bloons steal your candy! Get popping immediately

Thought you could find bloons in the middle of the road?

Yolk’s on you. I’m assuming you were dyeing to find some bloons well, guess what? They are in eggs! I bet you didn’t egg-xpect that. How eggciting.

What’re you waiting for? Get hopping. I mean POPPING!

You might not carrot all about these puns but, in my hopinion, they’re great.

I did not post here in a while but, did you guys like the year 2019? Also, what is your New Years resolution? Remember, keep popping those pesky bloons!